First You Lie To Congress, Then You Wear This Tie?

Can someone tell Rodger Clemens it's not 1988 anymore? Are things that bad in his life that he can't afford a decent tie? Honestly, is this a prank? Was he trying to punk us?

Come on Clemens, we all know you shot yourself with needles, but at least make an attempt to look the part. I swear I wore that same tie at my first communion.

You can lie to Congress and almost get away with it, but you simply shouldn't be able to wear a tie like that and live another day in this country.

And yes, this post is absolutely an attempt to deflect my current anger and frustration with the Red Sox.