TMurph: Did the Sox really take two out of three from the Phillies this weekend?
Me: Apparently, but since I missed a majority of the actual games, I'm not entirely sure I believe it.
TMurph: Who is this Celtics team and what did they do with the underachievers I knew when I left?
Me: Studly, that's who they are.
TMurph: Did Dice-K really nearly though a no-no? Or were your drunk text messages just to screw with me?
Me: The text messages were true, although, I'm pretty sure that wasn't Dice-K on the mound, rumor on the street says it was actually the black smoke from LOST.....just using Dice-K's body.
TMurph: That don't make no sense.
Me: I know, neither does the show.
TMurph: &*#@! Tampa! I forgot about that. Southerner's don't get news on a daily basis. Is it home or away?
Me: At Tampa.
Me: Yes, that. Alright man, get back into the bar and drink some bud-heavies with that guy Ed who has three teeth.
TMurph: Dude, been doing that for days.
Add in a few Tommy Boy and Major League quotes and welcome to our life in a nutshell. This was an actual conversation......and officially one of the worst posts I've ever done. Give me a break, it's 12:15am on Sunday night.
Random Update: By the way, I'm calling it now, Dice-K's next start, he'll go 4 and 2/3rds, giving up 9 hits, walking 4, and surrendering 5 runs.....because that's just how Dice-K rolls.